Buster's a Good Boy

He wants to have sex w/everything he sees
But Buster's a good boy, he won't do that
And you know he only wants to do just what he please
But Buster's a good boy, he won't do that
He wants to run all night and howl
When he sees you comin' he wants to growl
But Buster's a good boy, he won't do that
But Buster's a good boy, he won't do that
He wants to eat up everybody's food
But Buster's a good boy, he won't do that
And you know he wants to be the king of the neighborhood
But Buster's a good boy, he won't do that
He doesn't want to sit up and beg no, no, no
He wants to bite you in the leg
But Buster's a good boy, he won't do that
But Buster's a good boy, he won't do that
No he won't do that and I don't know why
And it makes less sense as time goes by
I guess this far it's just been easier to go along
But whoever named me man's best friend was wrong
Yes whoever named me man's best friend was wrong
He wants to have sex w/everything he sees .....
(from the CD "Boy Genius Alert")